jordan of maryland. eighteen, english major. banjo player and troubadour. fryandlauriate, wildean, holmesian and fannibal. ts eliot slut. dissenter against the oppressive oxford comma. patron saint of windbags. the small woman embodiment of the duke of wellington.
currently mastering the art of the tag, look there for pretty words. sometimes at midnight i transform into a tryhard meta blogger but mostly i just read.
formerly stephenfriedrice, may be once more in the future.